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Monopoly Pub Crawl - London 2001

Collect £200

Overview of Monopoly Board
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Pete
Jeff "Wode"
CJ
Dave
Brian "The Ox"

The night before the big day I really got the fear about the whole "no planning" thing. My brother picked me up from Cheshunt and drove us down to his flat in Muswell Hill. On the way we picked up a Monopoly board, a tube of superglue and four pizzas. Plan is to make a commerative framed board for me with the photos we took outside each pub next to the properties. Given the fact that he still hasn't got round to engraving the cups he awarded from the table football tournament we had over a year ago ... I am not holding my breath (as per the 24th February (and now the 29th May)), he is supposedly checking up on sobers claims that he can produce Monopoly Board property sized photos to order ... more information as it happens - as of the 19th August, the photos have been produced by Senor Sobers and the ball is back in my brother's court) ...

The superglue was to make gay little broach pins out of the monopoly playing pieces (and they all scoffed and said it wouldn't work, the fools) ... pizzas to fuel us while we used my brother's incredibly slow internet connection to do some late-in-the-day planning (going back to a modem after broadband is painful indeed). The only upside of sitting there with an A-to-Z and a suppossed 56kbps connection was that the clock ticked over past midnight so I got to open my presents (a toy pinball machine in lieu of the real one my wife had on order for me which was delivered on the 10th April and a real "yard of ale" vessel from my brother - needless to say it was not christened on this occasion). When I headed to bed around one o'clock the nutter was around Regent Street and still planning with the words "it's not fair to put the pressure on the Ox and rely completely on him". As noted, when it came to it that is exactly what we did ...

We decided that while we toured the board, we would obtain a photo outside each venue (this proved to be very hard for pissed up brains to remember ... when you turn up at a place you're in a rush to get in there and get the beer ordering underway ... once the beers are sunk the only thing in your mind is getting on to the next one) and to record an entry and exit time for each place (also surpisingly difficult to do in the heat of the moment). For consistency, times were recorded as the moment I crossed the threshold in and out of each pub.

As you can imagine, the record sheet got a bit worn by the end of the twelve hours.

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